I have for some time lurked on this sub, and I found out that I should post here as well. My MIL is a weird one. I did get along with her sometimes, but we are very different personality-wise and we clash very often. She is in her 60s and claims she "knows how things are done." For this story, let's call her May.

My husband and I have one kid who isn't that old. We had two weeks after delivery where no one was allowed to come and visit because I didn't want to argue with May during that delicate time. I am a very emotional person who easily cries, and she always finds my triggers. So, she came after those two weeks were over and stayed for a week.

Then she started talking about her birthing experience, since she had three C-sections where her body wasn't affected and she could still enjoy intimate life. She started suggesting that I would never again like or want intimacy since my kid came out naturally.

"I can imagine how bad you must feel since you will never be able to enjoy intimacy again!" she told me. I just looked at her, not 100% sure if she was kidding or not, but she kept on talking. "Yes, I know. I have heard these things and you can understand how my son must feel."

"Well, I can't imagine I will never want that again... But thank you for your concern," I replied. "Well, if I were you I would just keep on going for more kids then get a divorce. You know, since you are already broken down there." I just started laughing at her. I kept on laughing while asking if she was serious. And YES, she insisted this was very serious.

She kept going: "If you insist, I will talk to my other DIL and she can keep you informed on how you will just be here now since you have given my son a kid. And luckily for you it was a girl. I have always wanted a girl. I only got boys, you know. Girls are the best things in the world, and I have already bought her a dress for Christmas."

And then she proceeded to try and pull my pants down because she wanted to see if I was completely "destroyed" down there! I slapped her hand away while I told her that she could get the fuck out of my house. And if she kept going like this, she would never meet my kid again. We are completely No Contact (NC) now, but I have loads of crazy stories about her.